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June 29 2017

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“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

samwellhaus:

supercoolcactuskid:

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:

-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes
-I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision
-I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk
-after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up
-but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but

Quil guards our galaxy of course

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davidandthat:

agentdoubleoheaven:

STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

just-shower-thoughts:

2003 is as far away as 2031

nourrice:

nourrice:

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

sam-the-cat-lady:

WATER

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EARTH

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Fire

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AIR

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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

June 26 2017

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

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my-dream-of-absolution:

NATIONAL HOLIDAY

etherealpoison:

poisonjabs:

When your fave character dies and you refuse to accept it

i dont know whats worse that this has 24 921 notes or that i made it

June 25 2017

My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

littlemissonewhoisall:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

unshrink:

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

oldroots:

oldroots:

watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me

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griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad

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nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally

hakuna-and-matata:

thattallnerdybean:

blackpanthersdick:

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

Universal face of a woman interrupted

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i-hate-all-pedophiles:

buttheadhatesthetcc:

janethepervert:

ryojiventures:

timesandtroubles:

lavahanje:

thetrippytrip:

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school 

also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet

Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’  5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh 

this needs the rest of the messages, so you people know someone actually got hurt

there are so many ways this could’ve gone which wouldn’t have resulted in this. this tweeter is fucking cruel

What a piece of shit

why does everything on this fucksite involve yaoi shippers and irreparable trauma

It’s shit like this that makes most people in the LGBT+ community afraid to come out. We’ve become a joke, our privacy is automatically taken away for a laugh (even if people just suspect we’re not straight or cis). We either are the fetish, the punch line, or the sinner. We gain no real respect by coming out, we are always in danger of being dehumanized and humiliated. And straight people just love to watch our pain. It’s like a hobby to them, to see the results of the damage they caused. 

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alexandralumetta:

Pss let’s start to post some commission ❤ it was pretty funny to do - but like I said in the commission chart what I post in the blog is in a lower resolution than the file I send to my commissioner, and with watermark.

This is for @stephaniebithell ! And the story is Under the Stars 

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friendly reminder that he

June 24 2017

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2spookykuzu:

“lol try it u bitch”

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