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August 06 2017

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

hip-hip-bourree:

ronandhermy:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

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classicaldynamics:

the level of meme meta knowledge required to understand this is staggering

sonypraystation:

thin mints are, objectively, the best girl scout cookie you dickheads

let’s go, scrub, samoas are the best, fight me

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existinmyhead:

tchaikovsgay:

filthywhitebitch:

bwellesley:

blackpanthersdick:

fiightingdreamers:

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

astriiferous:

“When you post something on the internet it’s going to be seen by everyone!!!11″

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halalbarbie:

when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition

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rebel-spore:

this happened right??

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thatrandomfiend:

syntax-forest:

thatrandomfiend:

remember the cask of amontillado meme? that was a good meme we should bring that back

I have some cask of amontillado memes you might like if you wanna come check them out in my basement.

oh boy would i!

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lightningstrikes-art:

It’s good to have you back…?

softhoratio:

Gay-lesbian solidarity would have been someone telling michaelangelo what titties looked like

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sensitiveteenager:

ghettablasta:

Damn, this is so good

OMGGG

angelofgrace96:

oukaori:

rad-x:

rcktpwr:

rad-x:

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

June 26 2017

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

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my-dream-of-absolution:

NATIONAL HOLIDAY

etherealpoison:

poisonjabs:

When your fave character dies and you refuse to accept it

i dont know whats worse that this has 24 921 notes or that i made it

June 25 2017

My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

littlemissonewhoisall:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

unshrink:

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

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