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June 26 2017

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

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my-dream-of-absolution:

NATIONAL HOLIDAY

etherealpoison:

poisonjabs:

When your fave character dies and you refuse to accept it

i dont know whats worse that this has 24 921 notes or that i made it

June 25 2017

My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

littlemissonewhoisall:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

unshrink:

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

oldroots:

oldroots:

watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me

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griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad

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nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally

hakuna-and-matata:

thattallnerdybean:

blackpanthersdick:

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

Universal face of a woman interrupted

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i-hate-all-pedophiles:

buttheadhatesthetcc:

janethepervert:

ryojiventures:

timesandtroubles:

lavahanje:

thetrippytrip:

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school 

also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet

Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’  5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh 

this needs the rest of the messages, so you people know someone actually got hurt

there are so many ways this could’ve gone which wouldn’t have resulted in this. this tweeter is fucking cruel

What a piece of shit

why does everything on this fucksite involve yaoi shippers and irreparable trauma

It’s shit like this that makes most people in the LGBT+ community afraid to come out. We’ve become a joke, our privacy is automatically taken away for a laugh (even if people just suspect we’re not straight or cis). We either are the fetish, the punch line, or the sinner. We gain no real respect by coming out, we are always in danger of being dehumanized and humiliated. And straight people just love to watch our pain. It’s like a hobby to them, to see the results of the damage they caused. 

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alexandralumetta:

Pss let’s start to post some commission ❤ it was pretty funny to do - but like I said in the commission chart what I post in the blog is in a lower resolution than the file I send to my commissioner, and with watermark.

This is for @stephaniebithell ! And the story is Under the Stars 

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friendly reminder that he

June 24 2017

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2spookykuzu:

“lol try it u bitch”

June 15 2017

TYPES OF STUDENTS

einstetic:

a. studies to learn, not to get good grades. doesn’t stress about anything, sloppy handwriting, stacks of books, takes napping seriously
b. spends every single night working their ass off for their grades yet still people think they are naturally smart
c. spends more time procrastinating than actually studying. gets still good grades. secretly envied by others.
d. always late, never has their material with them and interrupts everyone. still liked by everyone.
e. the stereotypical hipster. loves classics, coffee and rainy weather. can be found at coffee shops reading or observing people.
f. perfectionist who feels the need to better than anyone else. gets mad when a friend gets a better grade.
g. envious of everyone. wants to get good grades but spends their time watching netflix all day long, still has the gut to complain about not having enough time to study.
h. tries to do everything they can even though their mental health isn’t the best. skips a lot of school days to catch up on school work.

biwitched:

just-shower-thoughts:

The division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

tricksterity:

yall im fucking crying i had a dream last night that aliens came to earth and they were kinda real serious like vulcans and so obviously we were all serious too trying to impress them and it was all very civil and then they saluted their leader but their salute was a fucking dab and we all lost it and nearly started a fucking war

designyoself:

leupagus:

queenklu:

autismserenity:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

blackstoic:

i hope youre all lying and hyping your cv/resume’s up

i have never gotten an interview and not been offered a job position after it

I mean lets be honest if everyone else is gassing theirs up like no tomorrow and you’re being as honest as you can who th are the recruitment team going to be more interested in

There’s people working in my banks head office with me WITH MUCH MORE EXPERIENCE than me BUT ARE GETTING PAID LESS

we’re doing the exact same job role

the point I’m trying to make here is if you’ve handled finances for a company you’re now what i would call a treasurer my g, if you’ve done admin work you are now a secretary (or as I’ve put Management secretary)

you help some kid with his homework? you’re a private tutor.

keep your bullets points for the job role as concise and important sounding as possible AND ALWAYS EMPHASIS THAT YOURE A TEAM PLAYER IF YOURE GOING TO WORK IN A TEAM.

go into that interview room and get your story straight the night before and remember that interviews are two way conversatons yes they might be grilling you but at the end of it make sure to grill them BACK. do you have any hesitations about my qualifications? my suitability for the job? any feedback on my cv? how long have you been working at this company? do you like it here? whats the work environment like?

I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS GET THE SAME FEEDBACK WHEN THEY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME

“ive never been asked those questions before” / “you were one of the strongest candidates”

throughout the interview emphasise that youre about progression, that you want more responsibilities than you did at your previous job, tell them the hours here are more suitable for me than my last ones were, AND WHEN IT COMES TO SALARY NEGOTIATION its all about continuity. tell them again that it boils down to progression. make up a reasonable figure for how much you were paid in your last role (do your research for how much the industry youre applying to or the role youre applying for pays, base it on that) tell them you expect more than you were previously paid. do not give them a figure. progression is your primary focus, tell them if youre progressing youre happy. leave it at that.

LIE THROUGH YOUR TEETH AND GET THAT MONEY

I had an interview yesterday, at the place I’ve been temping, where I busted out the “is there anything about my skills or background that makes you concerned about my fit for this job” question for the first time.

Neither of my supervisors had never gotten it before either. They had to think for a while, and then it turned into them telling me how great I am and what they love about me.

This stuff is real. I would also say: none of it is lying. This is taking experience that you normally downplay and write off, and putting it in accurate words they’ll understand.

It’s hacking the capitalist system. Why ISN’T helping a kid with homework “tutoring”, when the only thing missing is a paycheck?

It’s especially important for anyone who isn’t a cis white man, because many of us are so thoroughly trained to feel like we are not good enough.

Privilege tells people they can fake it, and that they’re good enough just as people and can learn the skills on the job. Abuse and oppression tell people they aren’t good enough as people and that even their high skills are probably below average, and that unless they had the specific job title or were using certain skills officially, nobody will think it counts.

The goal is to at least fake the confidence of a privileged person, to give the employer a chance at seeing the skills that you’ve been trained to undervalue.

I would also say to answer any query of “Have you done [X small task] before?” with “I have, but it’s been a while.” Or, “I have, but it was a slightly different program.”

100% THEY WILL GLADLY WALK YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, and I stress ‘gladly’ because claiming prior knowledge boosts their confidence in your abilities and any slips you make are already covered by your caveat. 

blackstoic may have deactivated their account but this advice is fucking gold and all y’all looking for jobs or who think you might one day need to look for a new job PRINT THIS SHIT OUT AND STAPLE IT TO THE WALL. 

YES, YES, YES!

My advice? Go to the interview with the mindset “I’m perfect for this job, I will get it, I only have to make THEM see that clearly too.” Why do you think I got a job when I was 17? Because I was like “I know you’ll be super happy about hiring me, just trust me.” And they did hire me. Even though people 10 years older than me, people who had tons of experience applied there too. 

So be confident! ask those questions! show them how awesome you are! 

paper-mario-wiki:

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

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the-mighty-birdy:

hong-meiling-official:

greenwithenby:

greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

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